What modern car would you convert to electric...

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01/26/2016 at 09:15 • Filed to: None

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...and daily the shit out of?

This thought popped up when I saw a new Chevy Volt on the road. I was amazed that someone bought one! But then I wondered what I would convert. Then I limited my options to new and tried to think of model names.

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Anywho, the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! came to mind and I would love to use that in the modern form. It would all blend together so well.

And because “Colt” is likely under the Dodge name still, I’d go with Stallion.

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By the way, if VW makes an electric Beetle they HAVE to call it the “Lightning Bug”. I get royalties.


DISCUSSION (35)


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > cazzyodo
01/26/2016 at 09:17

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Miata


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > cazzyodo
01/26/2016 at 09:20

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Because there isn’t a Tesla wagon.


Kinja'd!!! Cherry_man1 > cazzyodo
01/26/2016 at 09:20

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Ford Raptor


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > cazzyodo
01/26/2016 at 09:24

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SVT Rapor.... because I want to DD my Traxxas E-revo


Kinja'd!!! Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > cazzyodo
01/26/2016 at 09:25

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Kinja'd!!! Vítor > cazzyodo
01/26/2016 at 09:25

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Citroen DS


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > cazzyodo
01/26/2016 at 09:28

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I’ll only play if you allow me to use a hydrogen fuel cell to produce my electricity and hydrogen available at gas stations.


Kinja'd!!! DoYouEvenShift > cazzyodo
01/26/2016 at 09:29

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So I can silently pass people on the shoulder in rush hour traffic.

Also Volts are very nice.


Kinja'd!!! CALUSA > cazzyodo
01/26/2016 at 09:36

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Caterham.


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > cazzyodo
01/26/2016 at 09:36

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Give me a Lexus LX-e or LXH or LX Plug In or whatever. They drink gas too fast and I want it even more quiet.


Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > cazzyodo
01/26/2016 at 09:37

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Technically speaking it’s both new and retro. And it’s already electrified too!

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Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > cazzyodo
01/26/2016 at 09:45

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H1 Hummer, to confuse the absolute SHIT of Greenpeace.

I would like a fuel cell setup though. Plz?


Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > cazzyodo
01/26/2016 at 09:46

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A small truck. Frontier, Tacoma, Colorado, etc. Perfect summertime light duty hauler (carrying gardening supplies, hauling a lawn mower, going to the drive-in movies, etc.) It obviously couldn’t do heavy duty truck stuff, but I think a small EV pickup would be really cool.

Fun fact: GM did make a few electric S10s in the ‘90s.

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Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
01/26/2016 at 09:49

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with or without air ride?


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01/26/2016 at 09:51

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Without.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > cazzyodo
01/26/2016 at 09:53

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Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
01/26/2016 at 09:53

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lame


Kinja'd!!! TheNeonDriver - Now with More BMW! > mazda616
01/26/2016 at 09:54

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Ford made the Ranger in full electric as well...

I had to push one into a parking lot once and watch it burn....


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > CalzoneGolem
01/26/2016 at 09:56

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Game on.


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > mazda616
01/26/2016 at 09:57

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I’ve been saying this for well over a year. I would LOVE a small truck to come back onto the market in full electric (hello, Ford? Yes. Ranger again, please.).

Instant torque, battery packs over the rear wheels for traction then a frunk so you don’t have to shove groceries behind the driver? I’m game.


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > OPPOsaurus WRX
01/26/2016 at 09:58

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Bahaha


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > cazzyodo
01/26/2016 at 10:05

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4 Door Chevy Colorado Z71.

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Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > cazzyodo
01/26/2016 at 10:11

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An electric Jaaaaag, what could possibly go wrong?


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > cazzyodo
01/26/2016 at 10:12

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A Lexus.

While electric is great for that immediate performance, I think it’s fantastic for its noise, or lack thereof. If I wanted a comfortable cruiser, an all-electric LS would be great; with a nice ride and very little noise, it would be a serene commuter car.

If I wanted to put it into a performance car, I think it’d be interesting to have an all-electric Kei car, like an electric Cappucino. The cars are really light to begin with, but the issue would be space for batteries (since there’s barely any space to begin with) as well as redeveloping suspension to deal with the added battery weight. If this was possible (and affordable) I'd daily it every day outside of winter.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > cazzyodo
01/26/2016 at 10:19

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I can’t believe nobody has said this yet.

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Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/26/2016 at 10:23

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There was a Miata response, actually.

Of course.


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > CalzoneGolem
01/26/2016 at 10:23

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I wish it would be so.


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > gin-san - shitpost specialist
01/26/2016 at 10:24

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Solid reasoning.


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > cazzyodo
01/26/2016 at 10:27

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I’m capable of reason on occasion; this is much more reasonable than my desire to put the LFA V10 in everything.


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > gin-san - shitpost specialist
01/26/2016 at 10:31

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I see nothing wrong with anything you just said.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > cazzyodo
01/26/2016 at 10:36

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Kinja'd!!! JDMatt > cazzyodo
01/26/2016 at 12:20

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A Bro truck, mostly so that I can troll people. Also, Tesla might wanna borrow an electric F250 for comparative analysis, and I’ll let ‘em do it if they loan me a model S


Kinja'd!!! boxrocket > cazzyodo
01/26/2016 at 14:10

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Super Duty. Just to stick it in the faces of the eco-nuts driving their precious priuses (which aren’t even that eco-friendly overall).


Kinja'd!!! boxrocket > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
01/26/2016 at 14:11

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Ford Flux?

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Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > cazzyodo
01/27/2016 at 05:19

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dodge Viper.

*dons flamesuit*